Hawkeye has been operating so long he just can't quit, and he decides to try to end the war while he's at it.
Edith is deeply disturbed to find out Archie's been playing the horses after he promised never to gamble again.
An old tramp takes refuge in a church, and, concealed within the confessional, overhears things of great interest.
Shirley tells the children they have to start being nice to Reuben. But since he is not used to this new attitude, he thinks it is because they heard he is dying. The nicer they are, the more he thinks he is dying.
The Parolee; Take One Step; Honeymoon Sweet; Royalty; Salute to Movie Series: Young Dr. Kildare / The Cisco Kid / Tarzan / The Wolfman; The Dead End Kids: Gee, Officer Krupke!
With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea—except Bob.
Greg has finally landed a date with Sandra but he will only be able to go out with her if he can get a date for her visiting cousin, Linda. He turns to the last resort, he gets Peter to wear a fake mustache and act as if he were an older man.
Flashback Episode: Felix attempts to salvage Oscar's marriage and ends up destroying his own marriage.
Fred and Lamont's TV set is on it's last legs and Lamont considers buying a brand new one, however Fred buys a used color TV set for cheap. Things get out of hand when Fred's friend Grady stops by and recognizes Fred's new set as his set that was stolen. Fred quickly wants an out of the situation and sells it to his neighbor Julio for $50.
The Protectors are hired to smuggle into Britain a Russian scientist who wishes to marry her childhood sweetheart.
A succession of British agents have been killed in different ways but each one has been carefully wrapped in polythene before being dumped in a graveyard. With Miss King on her holidays Steed is joined by Lady Diana Forbes- Blakeney to investigate a sinister factory which houses the deadly computer REMAK - Remote Electro- Matic Agent Killer, which must be destroyed.
A small-time crook accidentally heists a fantastic sum from a small store that is actually a Syndicate front.
A scientist disappears, sparking fears at the research centre where he works that he might have defected. Suspicious at the nature of the evidence and concerned for a wife clearly devoted to her missing husband, the Chief investigates further, and finds that another of the scientists at the centre is developing some very dangerous technology indeed.
Sketches are a visit to the doctor where you get more than you expect, we see a magic ring, there is a routine set in a pub, we find out hot to get married, two old men from the services reminisce, Ronnie gives us some parish news, and the main production this week is Star Trek. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine, and the group Design.
Harley Foster and his son Jodie are introduced to the series. Harley roams the countryside doing odd jobs. Jodie has had no formal education. Verdie Grant takes a strong liking to Harley and eventually persuades him to stay on Walton's Mountain.
Caught between a Gatling Gun and a fort full of murderous killers, Caine must rescue a stolen chalice in order to make restitution for a dead Franciscan priest.
Magician Tony Blake discovers that Julie Carter, the singer who opens his stage illusion show in Las Vegas, has been kidnapped. Against her fiance's wishes, Tony gets involved in trying to rescue the girl, but his helicopter surveillance plan fails. Tony now finds time running out to locate and rescue Julie before the kidnappers kill her.
The young super android draws energy from the sun but will have to fight in the moonlight this time.