A woman born without a vagina must decide whether or not to tell the man of her dreams about her strange condition, and risk losing him forever. Then, a man suffers a bizarre penile deformation and must undergo an extreme treatment.
A husband and wife living out in the country keep their marriage spicy by swinging. Later, a man who suffers a tragic accident must rediscover and reinvent his sexuality as a Quadripelegic.
Believing she's on a winning streak after undergoing a successful kidney transplant, Susan begins to think she's invincible and starts to gamble with the little money she and Mike have, convinced she can't lose. Meanwhile, Bree desperately tries to stop Andrew from admitting to Carlos that he was the one who accidentally killed his mother years ago, and Renee helps introduce Lynette to the world of high class, frivolous shopping now that Tom's bringing in the big bucks with his new, high-powered job. Felicia (guest star Harriet Sansom Harris) moves back into the neighborhood and tries to convince an extremely suspicious Paul that she wants to bury the hatchet and try to be civil to one another.
Lucrezia's financially and politically motivated wedding to Milanese nobleman Giovanni Sforza is a disaster thanks to Juan's inappropriately bawdy play in his sister's honor, Cesare's brazen flirting with a married baroness, and the arrival of the Borgia children's illegitimate mother; Della Rovere seeks the aid of the illustrious Medici family and their counselor, Machiavelli.
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
Five teenagers inherit samurai powers from ancient Japan to protect the world from an army of monsters.
Meri goes to the doctor for a cancer screening, but will the results be more than she bargained for? Meanwhile the wives are doing something they've never been able to do before: invite their monogamous friends over for dinner!
A sea captain helps the Joes transport a bio-viper canister taken from Cobra's lab, but things go wrong on the journey.
Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices – even if he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a beef against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entirety of Canada, the game of baseball or lemonade-selling children, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along on the revenge-filled ride.
The ninjas pursue a cat burglar who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
A pool boy at a rec center is haunted by visions of creatures in the water.
Kat's malfunctioning spybot thinks Coop is its new master, and wants to protect him from Kat.
The 24 hour race begins as all the Fairy Tail members race to get Wyvern Scales from the top of Mt. Ivor. There is no dropping out and no Flying Magic is allowed so Happy's in a difficult position but that does stop him from winning. Natsu,Jet Gray and Gajeel lose and have to do embarrasing photo spreads for the Weekly Sorcerer for two weeks as their punishment! And Happy is crushed by the fact that his prize is cheers of joy and the honor of winning.
The young guns are starting to get aggressive as High Stakes Poker continues with Haralabos Voulgaris, Phil Laak, Mike Baxter, Jonathan Duhamel, Jason Mercier, Julian Movsesian, Bill Perkins, and Barry Greenstein.
Tori auditions for a role in a movie. But after exaggerating on her resume, she gets hired as a stunt double. When Tori finds out her stunt is falling off a building, she's not sure she can do it.
Chef Ramsay visits Kingston Café in Pasadena, CA. Will Chef Ramsay be able to turn the restaurant around and help the owners keep their business open? Find out if this restaurant can be saved.
Ricky asks Karl if he would give up his real life to live in a virtual reality isolation tank. Karl discusses his thoughts about problems, holidays and happiness. Whilst recounting having met an older man on holiday, Karl finally laughs.
After Balthazar changes history and keeps the Titanic from sinking, Fate intervenes and begins killing those that would have died on the ship. Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Fate is very upset with the two of them and the only way they can stay alive is to kill her.
Clark is shocked to find a mirror box in the barn. Clark Luthor surprises him and sends Clark Kent back to the alternate reality where Clark runs into a very angry Jonathan Kent. Meanwhile, back in our reality, Clark Luthor visits Tess and tells her that if she doesn’t side with him he’ll kill her. Lois asks Emil to help her bring Clark back.