Lynette is angry when Renee starts spending a lot of time with Tom; Bree finds herself falling for Keith (Brian Austin Green); Susan feels guilty about her side job.
Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.
Dexter tries to focus on the children and fight his dark urges; Debra ends up on Quinn's doorstep.
Charros owner Sebastian Cisneros agrees to pull out all the stops in promoting Kenny Powers’ return to organized baseball, but Kenny loses motivation after learning a secret about April from an old friend.
When a Fury with an unfaithful spouse tries to hire Bo to kill her husband's mistress, Bo instead takes the side of the unsuspecting human woman and puts her under protection.
Gently and Bacchus investigate the murder of a well-known left-wing academic.
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
An unlikely witness to the woods massacre threatens to expose the perpetrators, sending both Eli and Van Alden rushing to the hospital. Margaret starts a new job at an upscale French dress shop at the Ritz, while Chalky's team pays a heavy price for taking over Mickey Doyle's bootleg operation.
The CSI's must catch a madman causing havoc all over Miami and the team has to mourn one of their own.
As Mason goes in for his 6-month check-up, Kourtney realizes she wants another baby so her kids will be close in age like she and Kim were, but when she obsesses about getting pregnant, Scott thinks she's taking all the fun out of the process of trying. Meanwhile, Bruce has a hard time accepting that 12-year-old Kylie has male friends, and there's tension when she breaks the rule about inviting a boy up to her room.
Amy scratches the surface to discover Nick Harwell's problems with his polo ponies, Lou's life in Dubai and Tim's relationship with his jockey are not what they appear to be.
Hank opens a detective agency and enters a dark world of sinister crime and shady women.
Sketches include Rahm Emanuel Address Cold Open, Bryan Cranston Song Monologue, Pepto Bismol Ice, Miley Cyrus Show, What Up With That?, Shanna: Basketball Game, An SNL Digitial Short: Rescue Dogs 3-D, and Weekend Update.
Lacey's fashion show collection is a hit, and she gets a huge order from Sebastian; now, she must worry about how to find financing to manufacture her line. Cody's brush with the limelight has made him a pain to deal with, especially for a stressed-out, overworked Stephanie. Vanessa starts her new career as a TV star. And Nicole, a waitress at the local eatery, becomes the focus of a bet between designer Giovanna and talent agent Richard.
Panty & Stocking have to fight against a Ghost in a race of death.
When the gang goes into business selling penny T-shirts, Sam recruits children in fourth grade to help make them.
Merlin and Arthur find themselves outnumbered in a bar fight but an enigmatic young man helps them win. The man’s name is Gwaine and he risks his own life to protect Arthur but during his act of bravery he is seriously wounded. The Prince decides to take him back to Camelot where he could make a recovery with Gaius' help. Gwaine immediately gets to work: drinking, flirting with the ladies and causing lots of trouble for Merlin who has been instructed to look after him. However, when two unscrupulous knights seem to plot to murder the Prince, will Merlin and Gwaine be able to stop them and save Arthur?
Find out how Millefiori glass paperweights, road salt, nutcrackers and car doors are made.
After Lois departs for Egypt, the Daily Planet hires a new reporter by the name of Cat Grant to take her place. An assassin named Deadshot takes aim at Cat but Clark learns the man has a dangerous hidden agenda that involves The Blur. Meanwhile, Carter Hall turns up in Egypt to keep an eye on Lois and he tells Lois about his wife Shayera.